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We have a collection of 3 Marriage quotes from Rodney Dangerfield

"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass." (ID 18765)


"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together." (ID 18930)


"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend." (ID 18990)


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