We have a collection of 5 Marriage quotes from Rita Rudner
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." (ID 18723)
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry." (ID 18774)
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives." (ID 18825)
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk." (ID 18934)
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." (ID 19069)