We have a collection of 4 Marriage quotes from Henny Youngman
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means." (ID 18732)
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." (ID 18736)
"She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face." (ID 18840)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." (ID 18867)